Although seeming like a cute girl on first sight, she was currently bending her neck down as if she was some delinquent from out of town. вЂњHey bitch, those are my Sir Tako wieners youвЂ™re stuffing yourself with there!вЂќ a transfer student from China, Kagura was in a bad mood from having to get up so early in the morning. Take for example, the seat to the left of ShinpachiвЂ™s from the row in front. But even so, thought Shinpachi, arenвЂ™t there too many weirdos in this class?

It was a teacherless classroom that belonged to the students. The wide majority of them were out of their seats, really kicking up a fuss. Shinpachi was in his seat resting his chin in his hands, gazing at what the other students were doing. It was 8:40 in the morning, with homeroom about to start in around five minutes. In the Year 3 Class Z classroom, sitting in the second front row and next to the hallway side, was Shimura Shinpachi. Well, as IвЂ™m sure you can tell by now, Gintama High school is in a whole other ball park compared to your so called вЂњnormal high school.вЂќ By the way, it should be noted that вЂњsugar contentвЂќ is also written on a scroll hanging on the rear classroom wall but as to why thatвЂ™s the case, refer back to the previous answer. Why вЂњsugar content?вЂќ вЂњCos the home room teacher is a sweet tooth, te-he,вЂќ a sweet answer like that should suffice. However, if there is a weird thing about the room, it might just be the horizontal scroll hanging above the blackboard on the classroomвЂ™s front wall that reads вЂњsugar content.вЂќДЄlthough it canвЂ™t be said that the characters on the scroll looks pretty, the calligraphy is, in its own way, filled with conviction.

ItвЂ™s not too different to what you see on the school dramas you watch on TV. ThereвЂ™s a sliding door at the front and back of the classroom, a teacherвЂ™s desk, student desks and chairs, those sorts of things. This room isnвЂ™t so different from what youвЂ™re used to. DoesnвЂ™t matter whether youвЂ™re the founder or the headmaster, whether itвЂ™s said or not said, IвЂ™m not sure why, but anyway, use вЂњzee.вЂќ For those wondering вЂњClass Z? Just how many students are in this school?вЂќ IвЂ™m afraid to say that the person responsible for such things isnвЂ™t currently available to comment. I want you to pronounce it as вЂњzeeвЂќ, not вЂњzed.вЂќ Why, you ask? Because it sounds cooler that way. The thing is, in this world, IвЂ™d bet thereвЂ™s probably schools with even stranger names. ItвЂ™s a strange name, but thatвЂ™s just how it is, given that such school names do in fact exist. If I could be god, I would add chocolate parfait to the school dinner menu, thatвЂ™s what IвЂ™d do.

If I held divine power, I would put the springtime of youth right at the end of human life. Lesson 1: ItвЂ™s Fine if You DonвЂ™t Get 100 Points on the Test, Even Your Cram School Teacher Says 70 Points is Fine, You Know?

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